Computer Trouble

I went to take a shower, eft my laptop open on my bed, and Monkey managed to step all over my keyboard, initiating my computer to start talking to me every time I did anything on the computer (closed windows, opened windows, etc).  It took me 30 minutes of suffering through the setting to find out where I needed to go to turn it off.

10/20

Tonight as I was foam rolling and watching TV in the living room, Monkey tipped over my mug of water all over the hardwood floor.  Took a half a roll of paper towels to dry it all up.